I resign...from grammar!

Dear Grammar & Structure,

I remember back in the first day of the first grade,

You were talking to me and I was talking to you

and the teacher asked me who I was talking to.

"Me and Grammar are hanging out!"

"Grammar and I austin..."

Ever since then I haven't really like you too much.

You are the restriction of what I want to say when I want to say it and I hate you!

If incomplete sentences complete me, so be it.

I'll run over you like a run on sentence

and make you feel incomplete with the lack of a subject.

I hope you go crawl into the black hole of a period

and die in a comma.

I don't care if I'm wrong because I write not to be right

but to be myself.

You see my thoughts don't come about in

Iambic Pentameter,

Intro

Body

Conclusion...

Therefore I must conclude that a conclusion

Is a delusion to fit into the conformity of your rules.

You are superficial.

My writing is not man made, it's self made.

Word Processor? More like word ruiner.

My nouns are renowned

and my pronouns are professional

Maybe you can just give up,

Some friends were never meant to be

and when it comes to subject verb agreement,

I just don't agree

So I resign!